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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Is Obama's Honeymoon Over?

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In an email from my best friend there was this gem that is worth reading if you would like to laugh a little this morning!


You know the honeymoon is over
when the comedians start.
 The liberals are always asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. 
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like 
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask

--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it. 
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama 
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. 
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with
tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. 
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America ! 
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. 
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
-- Jan Schaffer

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